It's Cover Reveal Day for Courtney Giardina's new book
HOLDING ON TO GEORGIA
The older we get (translation "the nearer to 40"), the more I realize that my college buddies, who were absolutely hilarious as young adults, have honed their respective comedic talents into comedic genius. Gone are the fart jokes (for the most part), which have been replaced by wry, witty observations on life and a charming way of stringing words together. I think these people (ahem, Kristen) should try their hand at writing professionally. I'm also looking at you, Kerrie Olzak. So, please enjoy the musings of Kristen Jurgenson Housen.
There's something wrong with me...
So, here I am, settled into a new home with my new husband, and I'm loving it. But one thing that never really occurred to me is that living without a dishwasher is time-consuming. I spend a significant portion of any given day cooking, washing dishes, and tripping on the pets who are constantly at my feet. I have never felt more domesticated in my life. This domesticity lends itself well to one thing - random thought generation. Though most of you probably do not care what I think on a daily basis, I thought I would share my free flow list of random thoughts that occurred last night as I did the dishes....
■ I had no idea it took this much work to do the dishes.
■ Stupid dishwashers.
■ This is like the 1970s.
■ At least I'm not wearing any fringe.
■ Is this how the Amish feel?
■ Do the Amish even have indoor plumbing?
■ Do they have to carry the water in from the well?
■ No wonder the Amish start the day before sunrise.
■ Do they use only wooden plates?
■ Wooden plates wouldn't be very hygienic.
■ If I step on this dog I will not feel sorry.
■ "Tucker, get out of the kitchen."
■ Ok, that was a lie, I do feel sorry.
■ "Sorry I stepped on you Tuck."
■ I told him to get out of the kitchen.
■ Stupid dog.
■ Is this the wash sponge or the scrub sponge?
■ We eat too much cheese.
■ How many spoons do we have in this house?
■ Oh cruel fate, oh tomato sauce, how I love and hate you simultaneously.
■ Staining. Of course. How trashy.
■ I'll put that in the 'no guests will ever see this' cupboard.
■ Have people thinking I don't wash the dishes.
■ Ugh, my back hurts already? I just started.
■ Can we not just rinse and re-use the same glass, must we pull clean ones out at every opportunity?
■ Frickin' rice.
■ Rice gets everywhere.
■ I wish we grew our own rice.
■ No, that's too much standing water. Mosquitoes.
■ Ugh, I hate mosquitoes.
■ Is that a bug?
■ No, just rice.
■ Wait, when did we have Spanish rice?
■ Oh, leftovers, not a bug.
■ Frickin' cheese.
■ Can we soak the plates before the rice and cheese get dried on?
■ I'm gonna have to let that soak now.
■ Ugh, my back hurts.
■ Frickin' dog, get outta the kitchen.
■ Smoke break!
■ Better dig into that pan.
■ Frickin' pan.
■ I hate scrubbing.
■ This is gonna ruin my nails.
■ This better be the best freakin pan on the face of the planet.
■ Once this pan is clean, I swear, I'm gonna put out a billboard on the greatness of this pan, that's how much work this pan takes.
■ Huh, I bet that's how God feels, He must cherish us after putting so much work in to clean us up.
■ Ugh, I need another SOS pad.
■ Oh pan, you better be worth it.
■ Yep, nails are ruined, I'm sure of it.
■ I'm so domestic.
■ Great, now all I need to be is barefoot and I'm every redneck's dream.
■ Don't ever say that to Kevin.
■ Oh gosh, I'm funny.
■ Freakin' pan.
■ Finally. Freaking dishes.
It's a big day--it's Deborah Nam-Krane's
Cover Reveal Day for LET'S MOVE ON,
and it also happens to be her birthday!
I was one of her lucky beta-readers, so I've read LET'S MOVE ON,
It's fantastic, like the rest of the series. Be sure to get it when it comes out!
Zainab has spent years keeping Emily from going over the edge, giving Miranda a shoulder to cry on and nursing Jessie back to health. They'll be the first to agree that she she deserves whatever makes her happy, especially after the drama Richard put her through. But did she have to choose the guy who threw everyone's lives into the shredder?
Richard knows he screwed up and he'd do anything to get Zainab back- but first he needs to make sure his company -and his loyal employees- don't go under. (Who knew kicking your primary investor to the curb would have consequences?) Good thing his family has such deep pockets; too bad he doesn't want to take a cent from them. Why should Zainab take him back if he can't get out of his own way?
Maybe Zainab can eat her cake and have it too- that is, until she's given an ultimatum. The choice isn't Lover A or B; it's protecting her friends or letting them fend for themselves. With that hanging over her head, what's it going to take to make sure she and everyone else can finally move on?
Let's Move On is Book Four in The New Pioneers series
Release date: September 29th, 2014
Goodreads link: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22896360-let-s-move-on?ac=1
Smashwords link: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/465697
The Smartest Girl in the Room (March 2013)
The Family You Choose (September 2013)
The China Doll (March 2014).
Deborah Nam-Krane is a writer living in Boston proper who has been storytelling since she was a little girl and writing those stories down since she was eight. Any given day will find her reading, writing, reviewing, editing and, just for fun, homeschooling her three school-aged children (she’s very grateful the fourth is now college-aged).
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Deborah Nam-Krane's TV Done Right Blog Hop!
My pick for "doing it right" is ABC's Revenge.
It's this generation's Dynasty!
For TV Done Right, I always have to look no further than Revenge. It’s the one show I watch IMMEDIATELY, without fail, once it’s DVR’d. (I hate commercials.) I think the show works especially well because the main character—well, heck, ALL of the characters are fatally flawed in some way. NO ONE is a goody-two-shoes, and everyone has their price. The general plot of Revenge is based on the classic novel The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas, which is cool because most successful book-to-screen stories these days seem to center around vampires or angsty teens.
But back to the main character, Emily Thorne/Amanda Clarke. Can we say “Daddy issues”? Emily has made it her mission in life to exact “Revenge” on every single person who had even the slightest hand in setting her dear old dad up to take the fall for the bombing of Flight 197.
Emily is so tragic, and at the same time, so incredibly likeable, that you just have to root for her, even when she’s ruining people’s lives, relationships, businesses, financial statuses, and reputations left and right. Emily VanCamp’s a great actress (I was so excited to see her in the newest Captain America movie!), and I love watching the episodes where she unravels, only to pull herself up and vow to work even harder to complete her dastardly plans.
Every angry woman needs an archnemesis. Enter Victoria Grayson, queen of the Hamptons, matriarch of the Grayson family, villainess extraordinaire. She is one baaaaad mama jama. And who doesn’t love Madeline Stowe?
Queen Vicky's throne caused quite a stir in the furniture industry. I've seen copies of this chair in every furniture store I've been to in the last two years.
When Emily sinks her claws into Victoria’s son, Daniel, Mama Grayson is not having it. Victoria is smart and cunning, and she’s the one person who has been able to see through Emily from the start. However, it’s taken her until the end of Season 3 to figure out Emily is actually Amanda Clarke. Too bad Emily had Victoria locked up in a mental institution before she could tell anyone. Too bad Emily didn’t lock Victoria up before she had the chance to kill Emily’s boyfriend, Aiden.
The leads are important, but every character on the show is fascinating in his or her own way. Jack is the resident “good guy” (and Emily’s ultimate love interest), but we’ve seen on more than one occasion that he will bend the law to help out his friends.
Nolan is basically Bill Gates, and he’s a wicked good hacker to boot. He’s beside Emily no matter what—a true BFF.
The rest of the Grayson family: Conrad, Daniel, and Charlotte, are all nuts/ruthless/tragic/loveable.
This shot is obviously a promo joke, but it's so against character, I had to put it in here.
Heck, sometimes I find myself rooting for Conrad, even though he’s the one responsible for Flight 197! Which brings up my next point…
Something else this show does well is shock and awe. One of my writer friends and I just had a conversation this morning about how on ABC’s Castle, they keep trying to make us believe they’re going to kill Castle (like they have in the last TWO season finale/premier episodes). Seriously? Do they think we’re stupid? The show’s called Castle. They’re not going to kill Castle. (Nor were they going to kill Beckett in Season 3. Nor were they going to kill Ryan AND Espo in Season 6. They’re the core four.)
Break up this three-way bromance? I don't think so.
Sorry, back to Revenge… Anyway, on Revenge, it seems like no one is safe (except for Emily and Victoria, I suppose, because they’re the two the show cannot survive without, but I’ll bet at least one of them eats it during the series finale). Sure, they’ve killed minor (yet important) characters left and right—Carl (Jack and Declan’s dad), Frank (the Graysons’ head of security), Padma (Nolan’s GF), Takeda (Emily and Aiden’s sensei), and Pascal (Victoria’s latest love interest), among countless others. Those guys were cannon fodder anyway—their sole reason for being was to die so that the main characters could suffer a little more. But then the writers decided to kill pivotal characters—some we’d never in a million years see coming. They killed Amanda Clarke (“Fauxmanda”, who Emily traded identities with) on her honeymoon, and she died in her BFF Emily’s arms. Heartwrenching.
And then Declan? He was just a kid! Heartbreaking. How much more can poor Jack take? Well, the writers had one more screw to twist on him—they killed his dog. So sad.
And then, they really upset me. They killed Aiden. And not in some daring action sequence—Victoria poisoned him, rendering him paralyzed, and then she smothered the life out of him. Holy crap. Victoria doing her own dirty work? Epic.
But did they give us time to grieve over Aiden? Nooooo! They busted Conrad out of prison, only to be shanked and left in a puddle of his own blood in the middle of nowhere by…dun, dun, duuuuuuh…Emily’s dead father, David Clarke! No freaking way!
(I will say, however, that I don’t believe that Conrad is actually dead. We didn’t *see* him die, so I’m holding out hope that he’ll be back.)
Whew! With Season 4 set to premier on September 28th, I’m ready for anything. And I don’t expect to be disappointed.
Tomorrow, hop over to Isabella Louise Anderson's blog
for her TV Done Right post!
Next weekend, I've been invited to be part of a panel discussion of "Killer Cozies" at the
The "Killer Cozies" session will be on
Friday, August 22nd from 10:00-11:00 AM
in the Legends Ballroom at the Omni Hotel in Nashville, TN.
I'll be available for book signings immediately following the session.
Other mystery authors participating in the panel discussion will be Jennie Bentley/Jenna Bennet, Kay Elam, Jackie King, and Nancy J Parra/Nancy J Coco.
If you're in Nashville next weekend, come and check it out!
The TV Do-Over Blog Hop has come to an end, and we had a great time.
Here's a list of links so you can catch up on anything you missed!
Deborah Nam-Krane--Hawaii Five-0
Laura Chapman--Gilmore Girls
Monique McDonell--How I Met Your Mother
Lilian Roberts--The Originals
Caroline Fardig--Warehouse 13
Courtney Giardina--Hart of Dixie
Deborah Nam-Krane--X-Files, Once Upon a Time
Carolyn Ridder Aspenson--General Hospital
Caroline Fardig--Hawaii Five-0
Thanks for hopping along with us!
I realize that Deborah Nam-Krane has already covered Hawaii Five-0, but the two of us talked and decided that there was enough about our show that we’d “do over” for both of us to take a crack at it. Actually, our weekly gripe sessions with Danielle-Claude Ngontang were what gave me the idea for the TV Do-Over Blog Hop in the first place.
When I was a kid, I watched the original Hawaii Five-0. The giant wave in the opening credits always scared me to death.
I love drama. Not in my real life, mind you, but in my writing, reading, and TV/movie watching, bring it on. Season One of Hawaii Five-0 had drama in spades. And humor. My love for this show was cemented when they tied Balki from Perfect Strangers to the hood of the Camaro and drove him around downtown Honolulu.
Of course this is safe. Don't be ridiculous.
Besides the episode “Mana’o”, which I think translates to “The One with Balki”, my favorite episode is the Season One finale. You’ve got Danno and his ex-wife back together (cheating on her husband AND she’s just learned she’s pregnant with Danno’s baby—gasp!), Chin is exonerated and offered his badge back by HPD, Kelly Hu gets blown up, we find out that the Governor (Jean Smart of all people) is dirty, McGarrett is wanted for murder (falsely, of course), Kono gets taken in by IA, Danno decides to leave Hawaii with his ex, Wo Fat shoots the Governor dead and pins it on McGarrett, and Chin arrests McGarrett.
Tired yet? Oh, AND because all of that has gone down, “There is no Five-0 anymore,” according to Chin. They leave us “to be continued” after an anguished McGarrett watches Kono being booked while being booked himself, and after Danny lashes out at Chin for deserting Five-0. After this, Season Two’s premier should be kick-ass, right? Well, it is…mostly.
Missed Opportunity #1: The Season Two season opener—my second favorite episode.
The entire episode is packed with action, witty banter, and drama. McGarrett got shanked AND broke out of prison AND did it all while wearing either a wife-beater or no shirt at all, which ALMOST made up for what I’m about to complain about.
We find out that Danno’s ex-wife’s baby is…dun, dun, duuuuuh…not his. Now that’s dramatic—except they didn’t play out the tearful, heartwrenching exchange between Danno and Rachel. Like at all. We find out about it during a sissified cargument (one of their staple “car arguments”) between Danno and McG.
This wasn't a shot of THE cargument, but they pretty much all look like this.
Whaaaaat? That could have easily provided weeks and weeks of anguish and drama in Danno’s personal life. Take the opportunity! Don’t shove drama under the rug!
Fast forward to Season Four. The problems all started when Grace Park (Kono) had a baby IRL. She had to go on leave from the show, because an ass-kicking, preggers Kono would never have worked with the storyline.
Kono: You have the right to remain silent...oh, hang on, my water just broke.
Doesn't work, does it?
They needed a little injection of estrogen. Enter Catherine. She was a regular anyway, but a minor character, and that worked just fine. She used Navy satellites to get intel for McGarrett’s personal vendettas and was in his bed faster than he could say “booty call”. But it worked. What didn’t work was when she quit the Navy and had nothing else to do all day except lurk around at Five-0 headquarters. Truthfully, it didn’t seem like McGarrett wanted his girlfriend hanging out with him and his bros.
McG: Just stand there and look pretty while the men do the talking, Cath.
Missed Opportunity #2—ALL of Season Four!
Catherine decides to leave the Navy, and we’re teased at the end of Season Three that one of her exes would be coming back into her life. I was so excited that they were going to add a little difficulty to her relationship with McG! What better way to piss off a Neanderthal than to have someone try to steal his woman? Well, guess what? They missed their opportunity for drama again! Cath’s ex, Billy, offers her a job (long days and nights doing “surveillance and security”—yeah, right), which she accepts. She and Billy both ask McG if it’s okay with him for her to take the job, and he takes the high road and says yes.
Less talkie. More fightie!
Danny tells McG he’s nuts not to stop her from spending all that time with ‘the one who got away’, but McG gets all noble about it. Whatever! I would have had Cath and McG fight it out and Cath run to Billy for comfort. Now we have a plot!
But, what actually happened was, Cath took the job in Episode 2, nothing happened between Billy and her, and they killed Billy off in the first few minutes of Episode 5. That’s right. They killed off the only sexual tension that show had seen since Season One. Seriously? That love triangle could have been played out all season, ending with a kick-ass fist fight between two Navy SEALS. But no, Catherine moons over Billy for about an episode and a half, and then she happily comes to work for Five-0, and her boyfriend is now her boss. Is that ever a good idea?
Well, it turns out that something happened IRL between Michelle Borth (Catherine) and the Five-0 powers-that-be, and her contract was not renewed for Season Five. So, what to do with a now main character and GF of the lead who won’t be returning to the show? KILL HER. Give McGarrett some angst. He is best when he loses his crap and starts kicking ass and taking names. These two aren’t Ross and Rachel from Friends—an amiable break-up is not going to work in this case. Well, tough crap, because that’s what we got.
Missed Opportunity #3—Next to last episode of Season Four (“Makani 'Olu a Holo Malie”, loosely translated “The One Where They Should Have Killed Off Catherine”)
Catherine gets a message from an Afghan family she befriended while on one of her tours. She rushes over there to save their son from the Taliban. Blah, blah, blah, she doesn’t find him (even with McGarrett’s help), and she decides to stay in the Middle East and find the…zzzzzzzz…. Oh, sorry. Fell asleep there. If she’s going to ride off into the sunset, never to be heard from again, at least let her ride over a land mine or something!
There's got to be a land mine somewhere on that road. Wait for it...
That was probably the lamest ending they could possibly have chosen for her character. She could have had an epic fight with McGarrett over something stupid and dumped him, quit her job, and left the island in a huff. Wo Fat could have killed her, and we could have watched McG spontaneously combust. Hell, let that Jonas kid kidnap her instead of Grover’s daughter in the season finale! Then make McG not meet his demands, and the Jonas could kill her…and we could watch McG rip a Jonas apart with his bare hands. Throw us a freaking bone here! Oh, well, there’s always next season.
McG: You call that a six-pack, Jonas?
THIS is a six-pack.
Sorry, not done ranting yet… And another thing, this probably had less to do with writing and more to do with product placement, but in what universe could someone on a cop’s salary (who complained a couple of seasons ago about not having enough cash to get a decent apartment) afford a brand-spanking new 2014 2SS Camaro with the 1LE package, spoilers galore, and Recaro seats?
I mean, I know his original Camaro got blown up, and he would have some insurance money, but the car was *supposed* to be a 2010 2LT (which they sneakily upgraded every season, BTW), which wouldn’t have given Danny much in the way of reimbursement to buy a car that cost nearly twice what his old one did! (This girl knows her Camaros.)
And that's all she wrote for the TV Do-Over Blog Hop!
Thanks so much to ALL of the contributing writers for making this hop a huge success and a whole lot of fun!